Sunday, 12 December 2010
Monday, 15 November 2010
>> all'arrivo DELle temperature serie U_U ho sbagliè.
WINTER I ALREADY HATE YOU.
In winter I become one-colour-only. (yes I created this word, sorry u_u)
Everytime I try not to buy black clothes. But I'm always in GREY SCALE.
THE WINTER WARDROBE OF THE DEATH.
I mean 'winter' even with 15°, so when 'serious' temperatures rise I should wear all the winterclothes and go out.
(BUT I'M FREEZING)
Thursday, 28 October 2010
There are a lot of illustrators that drew their own horror cereal box, named in fact CEREAL KILLER, so i decided to make my own too!
I drew also all the 3d box so i printed it as you can see in this FFFIIIRRSSTTPPIIICCTTUURREEE!
I'll post some 'better' pictures asap, now i'm in a hurry!
ENJOY THE HALLOWEEN AND BE SCARED!
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
THERE IS A MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE...
WHERE EVERYONE HAVE TO GO THROUGH:
the passport request.
There is nothing as frightful as bureaucracy.
At least for me, I'm always worried.
(CURRENT ACCOUNT? REVENUE STAMP? CAN I BUY THEM ONLINE?)
But I obviously loved the fingerprint moment. I couldn't wait.
(CAN I? -NO
CAN I? -NO
CAN I? -NO
But the SHOCK is:
THE PASSPORT PHOTO.
Every woman (and every EMO guy) knows what 'FRINGE BACK+HAIR BEHIND EARS' means = LOSER.
I've had four tries before having a picture where I seem a croissant's kid.
CLICK>>(HAIR BEHIND EARS PLEASE!)
CLICK>>(FRINGE BACK PLEASE!)
CLICK>>(OMG GUYS ARE U SERIOUS?)
Thursday, 23 September 2010
If you wake up without self-esteem, don't waste your time in paranoias and come to my home.
In the landing we'll find my wonder neighbour.
She's kinda 700 years old.
She always bleaches her hair.
She was a lyrical singer.
She's always with a perfect make-up and jewelled.
She lives in sexy nightgowns.
&SHE LOVES ME HARD (and she could love you too).
Everytime I see her, she fills me up with endless compliments.
"You're everytime more beautiful!"
"You'll be the queen!"
"You'll have fame&success!"
"You're absolutely talented"
I LOVE YOU SELF-ESTEEM NEIGHBOUR.
Saturday, 11 September 2010