Sunday 12 December 2010

12.12.10_OUTFITSSSS



Io e mais2 diventiamo sempre più evolute nel fare le liste per la valigia!

>me and mais2 are becoming really evolved with suitcase's lists!

>I've been really focused to add colours in my wardrobe! say 'bravo'!

>I totally ignored you.

Monday 15 November 2010

15.11.10_INVER-NOU



>> all'arrivo DELle temperature serie U_U ho sbagliè.

ENGLISH:

WINTER I ALREADY HATE YOU.

In winter I become  one-colour-only. (yes I created this word, sorry u_u)

Everytime I try not to buy black clothes. But I'm always in GREY SCALE.

THE WINTER WARDROBE OF THE DEATH.

I mean 'winter' even with 15°, so when 'serious' temperatures rise I should wear all the winterclothes and go out.

(BUT I'M FREEZING)

Thursday 28 October 2010

28.11.10_HALLOWEEN



HHHAAAAPPPPEEEE HAAALLLOOOOWWWWEEENEEEEE!

There are a lot of illustrators that drew their own horror cereal box, named in fact CEREAL KILLER, so i decided to make my own too!

I drew also all the 3d box so i printed it as you can see in this FFFIIIRRSSTTPPIIICCTTUURREEE!



I'll post some 'better' pictures asap, now i'm in a hurry!

ENJOY THE HALLOWEEN AND BE SCARED!

Wednesday 13 October 2010

13.10.10_PASSAPORTO



***ENGLISH


THERE IS A MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE...

WHERE EVERYONE HAVE TO GO THROUGH:

the passport request.

(OH GOSH!)

There is nothing as frightful as bureaucracy.

At least for me, I'm always worried.

(CURRENT ACCOUNT? REVENUE STAMP? CAN I BUY THEM ONLINE?)

But I obviously loved the fingerprint moment. I couldn't wait.

(CAN I? -NO

CAN I? -NO

CAN I? -NO

GO.)

But the SHOCK is:

THE PASSPORT PHOTO.

Every woman (and every EMO guy) knows what 'FRINGE BACK+HAIR BEHIND EARS' means = LOSER.

I've had four tries before having a picture where I seem a croissant's kid.

CLICK>>(HAIR BEHIND EARS PLEASE!)

CLICK>>(FRINGE BACK PLEASE!)

CLICK>>(OMG GUYS ARE U SERIOUS?)

CLICK>>(croissants.) (PERFECT!)

Thursday 23 September 2010

23.09.10_AUTOSTIMA




ENGLISHHH********

If you wake up without self-esteem, don't waste your time in paranoias and come to my home.

In the landing we'll find my wonder neighbour.

She's kinda 700 years old.

She always bleaches her hair.

She was a lyrical singer.

She's always with a perfect make-up and jewelled.

She lives in sexy nightgowns.

&SHE LOVES ME HARD (and she could love you too).

Everytime I see her, she fills me up with endless compliments.

"You're everytime more beautiful!"

"You'll be the queen!"

"You'll have fame&success!"

"You're absolutely talented"

I LOVE YOU SELF-ESTEEM NEIGHBOUR.

Saturday 11 September 2010

11.09.10_CHATCHAT




ITALIAANNNN*****
Chattare è sempre divertente, puoi scrivere di infinite inutilità, creare scenari visionari senza preoccupazioni. Quindi ieri dopo aver chattato con quattro amici ho deciso di disegnare qualche pezzo delle nostre stoooopide conversazioni. HA!

1* RICE: "Mi sotterrerò da sola"

MECHA: "Ti riesumo io!"

2* FURIO: "Ho comprato i kleenex. Sono fichissimi. Speriamo mi venga da piangere."

3* MARK: "Devi vedere questi due film. Nello stesso momento. Due TV."

4* POPPI: "A'''A  Ommioddio il mio smile ha le rughe."