Thursday 12 May 2011

12.05.11_RICEVERYMOVIE! #1


THENOPROBLEM.IT


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Primo post per la mia rubrica su Thenoproblem.it! YEY!


First post for my column at Thenoproblem.it! YEY! (in italian! I know ;_;)

Thursday 14 April 2011

14.04.11_REDEVERYDAY


OH HI BUDDY HAIRDRESSER!

HEI! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT A GREAT FULL DEEP BURNING STRONG FLASHY RED? EH?EH?


BEAAUUUUTIIIFUUULLL FLASHY RED BUDDY.

NOW THE GRANNIES WOULD LET ME JOIN THEM MEETINGS! DRESS CODE: FADED MAHOGANY <3

Saturday 2 April 2011

02.03.11_MISFITS



Quindi andate subito a vederlo anche voi. E poi ringraziatemi PERSEMPRE.

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When you find out a new TV serie to love and you are THE HAPPINESS, yes, you realize you haven't got a life. (I'm so threatening)

So go to watch it NOW. And then thank me FOREVERRRR.

Tuesday 29 March 2011

Monday 28 March 2011

28.03.11_CARNEVALEN+BERLAINO


YEEE SUMMARIES!

CARNIVAL: We were the group of the life <3 ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW! Now you have to love us.

RANDOM FACTS: I've eaten the best waffle.

I've played lasergame for the first time in my life! (I made a MA in 'Realistic representation of laser weapons')

BERLIN: with DOU and MAIZ, Berlin is the life and pretzels are my new religion.

Yes I know this post sucks so i'm going to end it now with love.

--ALEEXAAANDER PLAAATZZZZZ --

Tuesday 1 March 2011

Monday 21 February 2011

21.02.11_GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN



 
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!

or rather how a 22 years old and a 24 years old girls spend a weekend in XXI century

 
UKULELE RAVE:   *singing* 'You don't always have to fuck her hard…' - 'In fact sometimes that's not right to do!'

DISNEY MOVIES LAND: 'Triton I love you' - 'Ariel you bitch! Poor Triton!'

HOMEMADE PIZZA PARTY: 'We involve with love our missed housewife-ness' - 'We are SO good!'

GOSSIP MOMENTS: 'No but, I mean, so useless…' - 'No but just the extreme despair…'

WARMING-UP-THE-WATER-FOR-WASH-EACH-OTHER-HAIR-BECAUSE-THE-HEATER-IS-BROKEN PARTY: 'We're punk'

SEW COSPLAY'S DRESSES LAND: (Who guess right with these clues what cosplay group we'll do wins love and friendship! YEY!)

CAPPUCCINO TIME: 'Or rather how to find unusual methods to make the perfect cappuccino!'-'I'm so useful here and i put the chocolate on it!'

PURITY TEST: 'OMMGG I envy you this SOO much!'-'But I envy you this!'

Wednesday 16 February 2011

16.02.11_RESIDENT EVIL



MUJI: I'm doing a thesis about the cemetery! Sunday you'll come with me there!

RICE: But your hair weren't so long last week…

RICE in RESIDENT -RICEVERYDAY- EVIL

Ok, you should know it, I spent a lot of hours of my life playing Resident Evil (not alone! THE FEAR!) -LEON I LOVE YOU-      That thing, obviously, helped to grow my zombie-imagination while I was going round at the cemetery of my city (which is falling apart!), because i lived every area as a level to complete. Yes I swear!

LEVEL 1- GENERAL NEGLECT

Abandoned tombs, walled up chapels, empty churches…NO! I can do it!

LEVEL 2- ALLEYS, STAIRS, BLEAK PASSAGES

Ok, it'll be useless being wily here! If I had been actually inside Resident Evil a lot of zombies would have attacked me! (English people, help me! is it written right? :U third conditional kills me!)

LEVEL 3- STTAAATTUUUEEESSS!

Everyone should know...I'm afraid of statues. CEMETERY=STATUELAND. If somebody would do a horror movie about statues it'll be officially the end of my existence! (Oh again, you English person, I wrote it sooo wrong right? >:D)

LEVEL 4- THE GREENHOUSE

A greenhouse. A GREENHOUSE! INSIDE A CEMETERY! A lot of experiments on corpses! PPPLANTZZZOMBIEEES!

LEVEL 5- FINAL LEVEL

THE BASEMENT OF THE FEAR! I actually haven't completed this level. I mean, I didn't want to go inside! SCAAAAAARY.

GAME OVER!

Sunday 16 January 2011

16.01.11_vagaggio casalingou


When i work A LOT from home i wander around all the existent rooms and every single empty angle becomes my property

(making my mom an haaaappy person!)

DESK> FLOOR> BED

The other day, while i was trying to conquer new territories, i chose as a new workspace a couch i've never counted before.

"Oh, hi!" - "I want you!"

But i didn't know that cosy and soft space actually belonged to somebody else…

SPLAT! MEEEEOOWWW!

Seriously, i think i've laughed for 20 minutes!

Even if, Imebab, i'm sorry, you appear in this blog only when you decide to kill yourself or when you turn in to a pillow!

PFFF