Monday 21 February 2011

21.02.11_GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN



 
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!

or rather how a 22 years old and a 24 years old girls spend a weekend in XXI century

 
UKULELE RAVE:   *singing* 'You don't always have to fuck her hard…' - 'In fact sometimes that's not right to do!'

DISNEY MOVIES LAND: 'Triton I love you' - 'Ariel you bitch! Poor Triton!'

HOMEMADE PIZZA PARTY: 'We involve with love our missed housewife-ness' - 'We are SO good!'

GOSSIP MOMENTS: 'No but, I mean, so useless…' - 'No but just the extreme despair…'

WARMING-UP-THE-WATER-FOR-WASH-EACH-OTHER-HAIR-BECAUSE-THE-HEATER-IS-BROKEN PARTY: 'We're punk'

SEW COSPLAY'S DRESSES LAND: (Who guess right with these clues what cosplay group we'll do wins love and friendship! YEY!)

CAPPUCCINO TIME: 'Or rather how to find unusual methods to make the perfect cappuccino!'-'I'm so useful here and i put the chocolate on it!'

PURITY TEST: 'OMMGG I envy you this SOO much!'-'But I envy you this!'

Wednesday 16 February 2011

16.02.11_RESIDENT EVIL



MUJI: I'm doing a thesis about the cemetery! Sunday you'll come with me there!

RICE: But your hair weren't so long last week…

RICE in RESIDENT -RICEVERYDAY- EVIL

Ok, you should know it, I spent a lot of hours of my life playing Resident Evil (not alone! THE FEAR!) -LEON I LOVE YOU-      That thing, obviously, helped to grow my zombie-imagination while I was going round at the cemetery of my city (which is falling apart!), because i lived every area as a level to complete. Yes I swear!

LEVEL 1- GENERAL NEGLECT

Abandoned tombs, walled up chapels, empty churches…NO! I can do it!

LEVEL 2- ALLEYS, STAIRS, BLEAK PASSAGES

Ok, it'll be useless being wily here! If I had been actually inside Resident Evil a lot of zombies would have attacked me! (English people, help me! is it written right? :U third conditional kills me!)

LEVEL 3- STTAAATTUUUEEESSS!

Everyone should know...I'm afraid of statues. CEMETERY=STATUELAND. If somebody would do a horror movie about statues it'll be officially the end of my existence! (Oh again, you English person, I wrote it sooo wrong right? >:D)

LEVEL 4- THE GREENHOUSE

A greenhouse. A GREENHOUSE! INSIDE A CEMETERY! A lot of experiments on corpses! PPPLANTZZZOMBIEEES!

LEVEL 5- FINAL LEVEL

THE BASEMENT OF THE FEAR! I actually haven't completed this level. I mean, I didn't want to go inside! SCAAAAAARY.

GAME OVER!