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THERE IS A MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE...
WHERE EVERYONE HAVE TO GO THROUGH:
the passport request.
(OH GOSH!)
There is nothing as frightful as bureaucracy.
At least for me, I'm always worried.
(CURRENT ACCOUNT? REVENUE STAMP? CAN I BUY THEM ONLINE?)
But I obviously loved the fingerprint moment. I couldn't wait.
(CAN I? -NO
CAN I? -NO
CAN I? -NO
GO.)
But the SHOCK is:
THE PASSPORT PHOTO.
Every woman (and every EMO guy) knows what 'FRINGE BACK+HAIR BEHIND EARS' means = LOSER.
I've had four tries before having a picture where I seem a croissant's kid.
CLICK>>(HAIR BEHIND EARS PLEASE!)
CLICK>>(FRINGE BACK PLEASE!)
CLICK>>(OMG GUYS ARE U SERIOUS?)
CLICK>>(croissants.) (PERFECT!)